The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

"How do you know that the sky is falling, Chicken Little?" asked Henny Penny.
"I saw it with my eyes, I heard it with my ears, and a bit of it fell on my head," said Chicken Little.

John McCain wants you to know that a socialist revolution is coming. No, he's not talking about a South American country; he's talking about the United States. If you don't vote for John McCain, Che Guevara will become the Secretary of State. (It doesn't really matter that Che is dead - the ghost of Che is just as real as Joe the Plumber).

Saying Barack Obama is a socialist is like saying John McCain is a goodwill ambassador. (Sing it with me: Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran. I know John, I should get a life.) John McCain is now trying to make you believe that the choice is between capitalism and socialism. The economy doesn't matter when the sky the falling.

What caused Chicken Little to assess that the sky was falling and the world was ending? An ACORN. Somebody get the king.

P.S. Barack Obama has not "preempted" the World Series. Talk about grasping at bendy straws. . . Fox, yes Fox, has said McCain's claim that Barack Obama is interfering with America's pastime is false. I mean, I know a presidential election is far less important than a baseball game, so if you're upset about losing a little bit of pregame coverage than you should vote for McCain. It's not like it's the Super Bowl.