Friday, January 25, 2008

Dating Tip: Don't Date Guys Who Keep Their Marijuana in a Shopping Bag

On Thursday, January 24, babysitter extraordinaire Eduardo Nunez was pulled over for driving 110 mph in a 65 mph zone (also for going 97 in a 55). Nunez, a 26-year-old Bronx native, sped north on I-81 in an attempt to escape the pursuing Broome County sheriff's deputies. Silly Eddie, you know trying to outrun the cops is a bad idea. Why did you do it?

Oh wait, I know.

(1) A 3-year-old was asleep in the backseat without a seat belt on and without sitting in the required safety seat.
(2) Two 15-year-olds were smoking pot in the car.
(3) He had four pounds of marijuana sitting in a shopping bag in the car. (I hope it was a Dollar Store bag.)

Don't date Eduardo. I question his decision-making abilities.

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