Or, at least this one.
Jay Rosehill, twenty-two-year-old defenseman for the Norfolk Admirals (he's #8 and shoots left) was charged with third-degree grand larceny for stealing a car early this morning. In town to play the Binghamton Senators this evening, Mr. Rosehill decided to patronize a local adult entertainment club late last night. An employee of this club had turned her car on in the parking lot to warm it up, leaving it running and unattended. With the sense of entitlement semipro hockey players garner, Mr. Rosehill assumed this meant she was giving him her car. He hopped in and drove it to another adult entertainment club up the road.
However, this employee was in fact not giving her car to him, and quickly told the cops so. At 1:25 a.m. cops found the car at the other adult entertainment club, and saw the adroit defenseman running away from the car. He's currently being held without bail and waiting for further action in Broome County Court.
I wonder if this is a 15 minute penalty.
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Amazing. Hockey players always did make me nervous.
Also, I think you should make a series of dating tips based on news stories. I'm sure there's a lot of fantastic material out there.
That is an AMAZING idea! January will be a theme month. I'm so excited.
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