Friday, June 15, 2007

Jesus forgot to get a green card.

When an alien lives with you in your land, do not mistreat him. The alien living with you must be treated as one of your native born. Love him as yourself, for you were aliens in Egypt. I am the LORD your God.

Leviticus 19:33-34 (NIV)

Ye "Christians" of immigration reform, heed this teaching before thou beist a-holes.

(Imagine you were the immigrant. Just a thought. Maybe then you'd start working toward making immigration into our country less necessary; this means making the world better for everyone, everywhere. I know, wtf. How un-American of me. Fortunately, despite David Bowie's claim, God is not an American--we just think he is.)

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