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Showing posts with label happy humpdays.. Show all posts

Friday, March 30, 2007

Sometimes structure is soothing.

It turns out writing haiku is fun, and since this blog is really just a self-indulgent therapeutic tool, I’m going to write more. (Don’t worry, April is not a theme month.) So subsequent entries will be haiku. Comments are welcome as always, but with one stipulation: the comment must also be in haiku form (three lines; five, seven, and five syllables respectively).

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Is that bear polar?
Don't worry! Sawyer is here!
You won't get eaten.

James is an a-hole.
So? He shot a polar bear.
Poor, poor polar bear.

Jack and Kate? No way!
Jack is way too self-righteous.
And he wears a shirt.

Sawyer wears no shirt
when digging a hole in sand.
She said "paralyzed"!