Jesus action figure deluxe.

In the magical way catalogues find their way to your new address even when you don’t inform the catalogues, another Jesus action figure has found its way into my world. Well, the promise of another Jesus action figure anyway; this particular Jesus’ creator needs money in order to share him with me.

What makes this Jesus deluxe are the accessories that come with him: two jugs for water/wine, five loaves of bread, and two fish. And his hands glow in the dark—a sure sign of a person’s ability to perform miracles. This new edition of Jesus is also slightly more risqué, exposing his ankles with a shorter tunic. He also appears to be more confident, wearing his hair in a style that shows his face. Confidence, and a blase attitude toward ankle exposure are what all sons of God should have. And glow-in-the-dark hands.